beer and kittys

Introducing .........

2007-02-22T19:57:00.000+11:00

..... Ralph!

As you can see from this pic, he's young ~~12 weeks old~~, he's hot ~~it was about 35C when this pic was taken~~, he's IT savvy ~~bollox~~ and he's just come back from the vet. ~~and lost his bollox~~

Beer Can Hill's newest fluffy resident is settling in well with his new mates Harry, Cleo, Miss Betty and the giant NZ cat that just moved in next door. Yes, his name does have a magazine reference.

For a feral Coburg fighting cat, young Ralph will be a valuable addition to our happy home. Cheers Ralph!

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2006-12-14T22:21:00.000+11:00

w00T! Cycling Central is back on SBS!

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DIY Kitty style

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One fer teh Ladie Katz

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There's a theme developing here

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

2006-11-15T18:13:00.000+11:00

Fig 1: pffff, looks more like Jamiroquai. Fig 2: Possible Doncaster train line extension concept.

Where's your head at?

2006-10-22T17:30:00.000+10:00

Around this household, the term "cockhead" has been a favourite expression of late and it's intriguing how the image on the left appeared via irc images. And introducing Cat Smack, the all new junk for neurotic kitties for whom Cat Nip just doesn't float their boat anymore.

On a bicycle build for ... ?

2006-10-22T17:27:00.000+10:00

Kitty p0rn

2006-09-03T00:36:00.000+10:00

All right, settle down, here you go ...

Stop that fapping NOW!

2006-08-26T23:39:00.000+10:00

Wot?

2006-08-04T18:32:00.000+10:00

A Serious Moment

2006-07-24T02:20:00.000+10:00

... Kittens: shhhhh .. actually they're in hiding..

It's official: Canberra's having kittens
Some may argue it's a fate worse than death but for 13 kittens Canberra's cold will be sweet salvation. The kittens, from the RSPCA's Townsville shelter, were facing an uncertain fate.

However, the shelter has answered a call for cats from the nation's capital, which is in the grip of a kitty shortage. RSCPA Townsville shelter manager Gail Lane said the organisation was well aware of the mysterious shortage, and Townsville was the only shelter in the nation with surplus. "We've seen a difference in the breeding season for us. Normally you have a full-on breeding season and then you don't see another kitten for three or four months," Ms Lane said.

"Whereas in Townsville, we've had a continual supply of kittens all year. It could be it's too bloody cold in Canberra and just too cold to breed." The kittens, which were all out on foster care, were quickly recalled to meet the demand and flown for free on a Virgin Blue flight to Brisbane, and then on to the ACT, where they will be desexed and rehomed.

Another 10 kittens are expected to be flown to Canberra next week. Ms Lane said many of the kittens would have been euthanased if they remained in the shelter. "They were brought into us as strays or litters that people couldn't rehome," she said. "Because they are too small, we either have the choice to put them to sleep or to foster families who are prepared to look after them for the two to three weeks they are needed for us to desex, microchip and vaccinate.

"But if we didn't have our foster parents that took them, they would have definitely have been euthanased."

Twought I was a Puddy Tat!

2006-07-12T23:56:00.000+10:00

And It Came To Pass ....

2006-07-11T00:27:00.000+10:00

Mega Payload Kittys!!!!!

2006-07-08T10:35:00.000+10:00

Via: VideoSift: From the Land of the Rising Sun

A park full of feral cats, a Japanese show with an unlimited budget for fish, and a sturdy scale combine to show us just how much fish a single cat can carry. The dramatic music and computer animation carry you though and you don't need to understand Japanese.

Moral: Do not underestimate the strength of a highly motivated cat.

Bulk Kitty

2006-07-05T13:57:00.000+10:00

More pussy than you can poke a stick at

NOW THIS IS A SUPER CAT!!!

2006-04-17T11:23:00.000+10:00

Cat saves baby

A cat saved the life of a newborn baby abandoned on the doorstep of a Cologne house in the middle of the night by meowing loudly until someone woke up, a police spokesman said today.

"The cat is a hero," Cologne police spokesman Uwe Beier said. "Its loud meowing got the attention of the homeowner and saved the baby from suffering life-threatening hypothermia. The homeowner opened door to see why the cat was making so much noise and discovered the newborn."

SUPER CAT in secret training, because you never know when they'll needed next!

Mr Beier said the boy was taken to hospital at 5am on Thursday, when overnight temperatures fell towards zero, and had suffered only mild hypothermia.

He said there was no indication of what happened to the boy's mother.

D.I.Y Dog Renovations Considerably Widen The Cat Door

2006-04-03T00:11:00.000+10:00

Note: Cat Door at our place Or it was there, before Miss Betty (also refer below) decided to embark upon her own D.I.Y reno's and completely dismantle it. Plus "eat" a great deal of plasterboard in the process. Bloody dog.

Oooooo - it's hot in here!

2006-03-24T00:51:00.000+11:00

Here's an actual pic taken at our place. Note: The cat sits on the mat. The dog prefers lino. Also note, HarryCat is keeping an eye out for his good friend Ceiling Cat. (refer to post below) Miss Betty Dawg no longer knows nor cares, as she is 18 human years old and hence is blind as a bat & deaf as a post.

They watch our every move

2006-03-04T14:13:00.000+11:00

RUN, RUN AWAY!!!!!

Nipheads

2006-02-28T23:35:00.000+11:00

Woah man, that's some strong bud ....

Huzzah! Early morning sillies!

Where's Wally?

2006-01-20T01:27:00.000+11:00

MORE SUPERCAT!!!!!!!

2006-01-14T22:58:00.000+11:00

Courtesy of ytmnd, those brave and valiant footsoldiers of the internet, here's yet MORE SUPERCAT!!!!!!

BYO cape & undies on the outside

2006-01-12T22:33:00.000+11:00

Click here little ones. Turn up the speakers and you will enjoy it!

Spak Kat Attack

2006-01-08T22:44:00.000+11:00

Here we have: (a). Funky Kitty and (b). Terry Gilliam's Cat

Selfless Felines Attempt To Save Human From Clutches Of Car Culture

2005-12-30T01:06:00.000+11:00

NO. You are not driving today. Not whilst I am happily enthroned here.

West Virginia Woman Locked Out of Car by Cat
Locking yourself out of your car is bad enough, but Jeanna Stewart was even more embarrassed when the culprit was not her, but her cat. The Morgantown resident said she was getting a spare house key out her car's trunk on Monday when her cat Mork, one of three in the car, stepped on the automatic door lock. She couldn't unlock the door because she had left her car keys on the driver's seat.

"He wouldn't unlock the door for me,'' Stewart said Tuesday. "He was standing there, saying why aren't you opening the door? I want to go inside.'' Stewart went into her house and called the Morgantown Fire Department for help. She said she was mainly concerned about freeing Mork and the other cats, Minday and Alex. "They rescued my three little kitties,'' Stewart said. "I didn't need a rescue for me, just for them.''

Coming Soon...the back of either Harry's or Cleo's head

2005-12-30T00:52:00.000+11:00

Figure 1. Cat #1116: Grey teasing Spitfire vectoring Pixie..

....courtesy of the ....

Infinite Cat Project

Silly Season 'tis upon us

2005-12-16T12:17:00.000+11:00

a. Death by Royal Canin b. Self explanatory

Moi? Dog Paddling? Fuck off.

Us? Dog Paddling? You die, you die now. Now pass us the bubble bath & loofah darlin'..

That was a long toilet break

2005-11-17T13:00:00.000+11:00

Screen Saver, er, cleaner

2005-07-13T13:49:00.000+10:00

Cutie Pie!

(Set this up as a screen saver & send the cats nuts!)

shaddup iim trying to watch stage thweee

2005-07-06T14:53:00.000+10:00

A member of the Le Tour tifosi gets a bit tired & emotional. Time for hair of the dog

ATTACK CATS

2005-07-05T10:22:00.000+10:00

Be afraid, be very AFRAID......

Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll

2005-07-05T10:06:00.000+10:00

Fenech Cuddles & Big Red

2005-07-05T09:49:00.000+10:00

a). The Fenech Cuddle b). Big Red Fat Cat - Down the Shops

Timewasting

2005-07-05T09:36:00.000+10:00

a). I'll have yer! b). Our True Lords and Masters

Beer and Kittys

2005-03-28T00:24:00.000+10:00

A half thought-out 'side project' to my usual blathering on about bicycles & transport ephemera.

"Arse lickin' brew"